Funny phrases

Funny phrases can be easily typed with help of Type Pilot. Just type a “key” and Type Pilot will substitute it with an appropriate funny phrase. For example:

I’m planning to be more spontaneous in the future.

I like kids, but I don’t think I could eat a whole one

Do you know what I hate? I hate rhetorical questions.

I married “Miss Right”. Unfortunately, I didn’t know that her first name was “Always”.

Would I ask you a rhetorical question?

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather… not screaming like his passengers.

Press any key to… No! Not THAT one!

24 hours in a day… 24 beers in a case… Coincidence?

A wife lasts as long as a marriage. An ex-wife lasts forever.

Politics: From the Greek “poli” meaning “many”, and “tics” meaning blood-sucking parasite.

There is an exception to every rule, except this one.

I drive way too fast to worry about my cholesteral level.

I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words…

An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

Before you borrow money from a friend, decide which you need more.

Insert phrases quickly in any text editor! For example:

1) You type: if1

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This letter can be typed just by pressing several keys:

Funny phrases can be easily typed with help of Type Pilot

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