Funny phrases can be easily typed with help of Type Pilot. Just type a “key” and Type Pilot will substitute it with an appropriate funny phrase. For example:
I’m planning to be more spontaneous in the future.
I like kids, but I don’t think I could eat a whole one
Do you know what I hate? I hate rhetorical questions.
I married “Miss Right”. Unfortunately, I didn’t know that her first name was “Always”.
Would I ask you a rhetorical question?
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather… not screaming like his passengers.
Press any key to… No! Not THAT one!
24 hours in a day… 24 beers in a case… Coincidence?
A wife lasts as long as a marriage. An ex-wife lasts forever.
Politics: From the Greek “poli” meaning “many”, and “tics” meaning blood-sucking parasite.
There is an exception to every rule, except this one.
I drive way too fast to worry about my cholesteral level.
I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words…
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
Before you borrow money from a friend, decide which you need more.
Insert phrases quickly in any text editor! For example:
1) You type: if1
2) You get: If you have any other questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us.
This letter can be typed just by pressing several keys:
All this you can make with Type Pilot.